What's the signal?
Sleep

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Love ##### 11111

So worries in order of importance

Boyfriend #1
Kitty #2
Job#3

Oh my goodness!!!!

Background: my kitty isn’t litter trained and has some neurological problems, BUT SHE’S SUPER ADORABLE. So I usually put my kitty outside at about 8 am. Then I bring her in at around 1 pm. After that I take her out at around 5pm. I bring her in at around 7pm. Then I love on her and hang out with her until around 12am. I usually let her out around 1am. TONIGHT SPECIFICALLY I cannot find her :( ;( :(

My whole body looks uncool

Except for the 2 seconds where I light a lighter. Damn my hand and wrist look cool for that second.

I just drunk cut grass

Like with scissors under my nieces trampoline. Life forreal. At midnight.

April I miss you too!!!!

I don’t know
How to reply properly on mobile. BUT, I love you, AND, you’re the best AND I’m suuuuuuuuuper drunk.

onychophorawesome:

I was very disappointed that there were no lions in clip art.

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

right on, kurt. right on.

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

right on, kurt. right on.

2+2=5
Religion: The equation must be wrong.
Science: The answer must be wrong; it just doesn't add up.