this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
The foliage has been losing its freshness through the month of August, and here and there a yellow leaf shows itself like the first gray hair amidst the locks of a beauty who has seen one season too many…. September is dressing herself in showy dahlias and splendid marigolds and starry zinnias. October, the extravagant sister, has ordered an immense amount of the most gorgeous forest tapestry for her grand reception.
|—||Oliver Wendell Holmes (via lajoiedespetiteschoses)|
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices
eating in class when ur not supposed to